Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The joys of alcohol

            So friday I can't remember what happened.  Not because I got super wasted but because my brain is currently swimming in alcohol  and I cannot think so well. Saturday Leslie got us tickets for Girl Talk and that happened. We pregamed by drinking two bottles of Andre.  It was an awesome fucking show, better than the first time I saw him. Leslie and I met this couple from Lynchburg who work at Liberty University (gross).  The wife had huge tits! Leslie told them that she got me the tickets for my birthday and they let me in front of them, which was absolutely right in front of Gregg Gillis. I think I got some of his sweat on me.  The wife was rubbing her tits on me the wholeeee night.  We ended up making out at the end of the night .... of course. 
            So then Leslie and I take a cab to Babes.  GM shows up and we have some drinks.  I am fairly drunk by this time.  The punk hottie Michela I am almost in love with calls me.  She has two friends with her and wants to hang out.  I am soooo down. So we all go to my house.  Duke shows up and manages to knock over all 200 of my dvds and vhs.  We have a couple beers so we drink all of those. Its around 3:30 am now.  The hotties friends leave and GM falls asleep on the couch. It's me and Michela now.  So we go to "bed". Actually did not have sex! Which is sorta a big deal because this girl is one to wife down.  However we made out for like a whole hour. It was awesome, I haven't done that in a long time. I wake up groggy as shit in the morning and I was so happy to see a perfect body without a shirt on in my bed.