So I love Babes. Like I love Babes a lot. Partly because I love the atmosphere and partly because Liz is the cutest thing in the world. So last night after work I head to babes with a couple friends for kareoke like I do every wendsday. The night started out very normal. Most of the people there were my friends which I am totally cool with. Some of said friends did "Bad Romance" kareoke which made me really happy.
Well there was a girl there that I am quite fond of. We've been hooking up on and off for a longgg time. I used to enjoy cheating on my girlfriend with her (god I'm an asshole) and we have a weird relationship type thing. So we are hanging out talking, I'm trying to be good because I didn't want Liz to get angry at me for making out with another girl at the bar, which sometimes happens. The night continues on. The girl I like is all over everyone else so I'm like fuck it I'm just gonna flirt with Liz. Which I did.
So Liz notices two people making out outside of the bathroom on the cameras. So we watch for a minute and realize its the fucking girl I like and a new friend of mine. I am not exceptionally thrilled and even less thrilled when they go in the bathroom together. Chris, the other bartender goes and bangs on the door ....nothing happens. Finally he has to get the key opens the door and they are totally finger banging on the floor. Of course Liz kicks them out. I'm pretty bummed out at this point but Liz gives me a free shot of Jameson and she is hot it made me feel better.
So I head home with my buddy GM and on the way my friend Colby calls me and wants to chill. Colby is super cute and a sweetheart. He is also very wasted when he shows up. At this point Liz texts me saying she is gonna stop by for a little so I am trying to sober up slightly oh and sidenote GM is asleep in my bed. Well I end up making out with Colby for a little because as mentioned before I am slutty. We stop all that nonsense and hang out with Liz for a little. At this point I'm like fuck those bitches fucking in the bathroom, atleast I got to hang with Liz outside of work. So liz leaves and poor colby tries real hard to get me to "sleep" on the couch with him. I chose GM instead because A; I like my bed and B; I know that no funny business will occur. I think we cuddled a little it was nice.
Conclusion: Girls are crazy but play your cards right and wait for the right one. and also don't fuck in bar bathrooms.
...as of yesterday, noticed during a last beer with none other than AN, there is now a sign on the bathrooms that states 'only one person allowed in he bathroom at a time'.
ReplyDeleteI went to take a picture and send it to you, but then the tuaca set in and I forgot in between tuaca and going to drink tequila.
cest la vie.